Free Gift

I know it's not polite to brag, but I can't help it. I'm gifted.

I have a FREE gift. If there's a way to get something free, I'm on it. I dunno how or why it happens, the deals just find me. Who am I to say no?

So, to the surprise of prolly no one...

That's iced coffee, every two hours of every day, for nothing.

True, I may never sleep again. But so what. It's summer, and I like iced coffee. I'm gonna milk this thing for all it's worth. I can't help it! WAHOOOOO!!!

Oh no... 👀